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1. A bear devoured both of the placentas that came from my pregnancy with my twins by stealing them out of my garage freezer and then leaving the place looking like a cold case crime scene. While we were out of town. The neighbor kids watching my cat at the time found the scene and may be scarred for life. My freezer was also filled with fish. 2. My parents divorced when I was in high school so my bio brother and I acquired 2 amazing step parents, 5 step siblings and 2 adopted siblings in that journey. My husband’s parents divorced when my son was 1 so we have bonus grandparents from that fork in their road. 3. You saw the reveal. 4. My inherited last name when I was born was Failyer. Pronounced Failure. Likely a result of Ellis Island interpretation of my ancestors German name. My mom put her foot down hard that we weren’t going to grow up with a last name like that and when I was 5 they changed all our names to Fehler, the most likely version of the original name. Then after three years of marriage I made a hard decision to part with that name and become a Harwood as a gift to my family. And we do a Harwood Howl around the dinner table that has made the change totally worth it. 5. No I did not kiss Bob. Old dudes are not my type. I pawned my globes to my parents for money to buy backpacking gear. Neither the globes nor the gear have made it to this point in our lives. Have you preordered my book yet?????? It’s a huge help to getting it out to retailers and best seller lists!!! Thank you for being my people and with me on this wild and sometimes unbelievable life and parent journey. Comment SECURE and I’ll DM you a link!